Ladyboys

something that will always be eternally hilarious to me is the

site of men in women's clothing. even funnier to me is when

these men try to pass themselves off as real women. now

maybe this is insensitive of me, and perhaps their economic

state hinders their chances of getting the medical

transformation done, but its still funny to me so

deal with it. recently i've discovered that seattle has a

vibrant drag queen/drag king community and I see them

frequently during my neighborhood walks however none

have been as epic as the lady (guy?) i saw today at work.

i feel like there are two things you should try and shoot

for if you really want to sell yourself as a woman:

1.) female hygiene habits/attire and 2.) hiding your man parts.

for example -

this is pretty good

this ...... not so much

you gotta remember that a pretty large chunk of society is going to have a difficult time adjusting to you needs/lifestyle, so when you come in with an adams apple the size of my fist, a down jacket, and skin tight leggings (knee high boots) your probably going to get some looks...... and not the "she is sooooo fierce" looks. to put it another way: hide your giblets homie.

with some brief research i discovered that not only can you buy ladies lingere designed to fit a man aka manties? but you can also purchase actual female prosthetics. i would have gone with "janet's man tits", but since when has a cleaver (cleeverage?) rhyme scheme boosted your market share?

potential janet customer?

i also stumbled upon a quaint little production done by a young lady? by the name of "cici kitten" which is blog covering all things drag (link below). suddenly fem would make a sweet band name and "my fem place" would be a good first album name. im thinking some heavy ass metal cross dressing band would slay! hey if these guys can pull it off i don't see why it can't be done in drag.

My Fem Place

so in summation: im adjusting, but its always going to be funny to me. so when i giggle because you dressed in chanel, but it looks like you tried to swallow a whole peach...... its because i care so much.

this is highly entertaining -